Contacted byNBC employee. Told about poll on Jimmy Fallon’s Web site. Because, apparently “Jimmy wants to know which sports franchise has the most dedicated fans.” Vote if you must, but by the early looks of it, the Cubs are, ironically,  running away with victory.

Thirty-nine percent of you do not like to go out on a limb; Of the 152 total votes cast, 60 intrepid people agree that Devin Hester will have the most receiving yards for the Bears at seasons end. Not surprisingly, Greg Olsen had 28% of the support and three people chose to write-in names of receivers not on the team.

As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?