Mike Ditka Isn’t A Fan Of His Prostitute-Mother-Probing Ex-Ball Boy
When Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland hilariously asked then-draft prospect Dez Bryant if his mother was a prostitute, I think most of us were impressed with the restraint Bryant showed in not hilariously punching Ireland in his face. Mike Ditka, on the other hand, isn’t “pulling punches” — see what we did there? — about the stupidity of the Chicago Bears ex-ball boy. Yes, Jeff Ireland used to be a Bears ball boy. (more…)


Technically, Adewale Ogunelye is in limbo; not a member of the Bears, but nor has he been picked up by another team. That’s all the justification I need to explain why he dating rapper/singer Kelis is relevant. Oh, that and the fact that
Why Your Team Sucks” is a new feature that will merely be an excuse to talk shit about the rest of the conference. Yeah, this will make us a lot of friends.
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
The Bears held their annual fan expo earlier today, part of which included a fan Q & A session. Jay Cutler proceeded to steal the show.
The end of August not only signals the end of Summer, but also puts to rest any ludicrous fantasies that guys like Ryan Poles and Marcus Stone have of playing in the NFL. Ah, yes. Roster cuts. The Bears have