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Urge To Panic Rising (Update)

by Matt Phillip on Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 11:45 am

Is it too early to panic yet? (I feel like ESPN when their beloved Yankees/Lakers/Cowboys/Giants/Jets lose the first game of the season.) I am starting to wonder if other fans are ready to hit the big red button. Apparently, I’m not alone (sort of). (more…)

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Cutler Guarantees One Thing: Interceptions

by Matt Phillip on Thursday 12 August 2010 at 9:25 am

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU………………………….

/punts puppy off Michigan Ave bridge (more…)

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Mr. Tice Thinks Cutler’s Protection Is Top Notch

by Matt Phillip on Monday 7 June 2010 at 11:15 am

Its a slow Bears news day, sue us. I did find this article noteworthy mainly because the Bears O-line was one of the main offenders for the 7-9 season last year. Tice claims he will keep it simple and it all starts with “securing the A-gap” and moving onto “giving the quarterback a chance to set his feet”. All of Tice’s protections start “from inside out–and work in that direction.” (more…)

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Tim Ruskell, Welcome To Chicago

by Shea Johnson on Friday 30 April 2010 at 2:30 pm

It has been coming for quite some time now, but, today, the Bears finally made it official; announcing that they had hired Tim Ruskell to be their new director of player personnel. If you’re a regular here, you already know what we think.

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Oh, Wow, This Is Crazy: Bears Want To Trade Alex Brown

by Shea Johnson on Friday 26 March 2010 at 3:00 am

Because Mark Anderson is supposedly ready to handle the full-time defensive end gig and, you know, not completely fall to pieces this time, Alex Brown is on the trading block! And with that proclamation, Jerry Angelo has taken all his goodwill and fed it to his asshole. (more…)

Posted under Crazy Talk,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Sad,Things Beyond Me,Trade Talk,alex brown,offseason

Tim Ruskell Is Alot Like Jerry Angelo, In That Way

by Shea Johnson on Monday 8 March 2010 at 6:45 pm

It is believed that former Seahawks GM, Tim Ruskell, will inevitably be named the Bears’ new director of player personnel. To celebrate, we thought we’d uncover gems about this man from the Internet in a new feature we’re calling “Blurbs About Ruskell.” (more…)

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Tim Ruskell Might Be Kind Of An A-Hole

by Shea Johnson on Monday 1 March 2010 at 4:15 pm

It is believed that former Seahawks GM, Tim Ruskell, will inevitably be named the Bears’ new director of player personnel. To celebrate, we thought we’d uncover gems about this man from the Internet in a new feature we’re calling “Blurbs About Ruskell.” (more…)

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Really, Nobody Knows What The Hell The Bears Are Doing (Update)

by Shea Johnson on Monday 25 January 2010 at 8:30 pm

Basically, any coach that was considered to be qualified — minus Tice — for any of the vacant Bears coaching positions, has been turned away. The Bears weren’t “blown away” by Chargers tight end coach Rod Chudzinski and now Marvin Lewis isn’t allowing quarterbacks coach Ken Zampese to be considered at OC any longer because, in his words, that opportunity has “kind of closed up, and I don’t think Lovie (Smith) has made a decision on what he wants to do yet.” (more…)

Posted under Coaching,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,offseason

Bears OC Job Now Like Coaching For The Raiders

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 13 January 2010 at 8:45 am

As if this was a surprise: the Bears are having a bit of trouble getting candidates for the OC position. Let’s be honest here: you are asking someone to come coach a team that has a decrepit offensive line, thus no pass protection or running game, a bunch of third-tier receivers (AS OF NOW…yes, we will give it time like we have for the last four years; Hester is this close to being a legit #1!) and ownership that seems about as willing to change as Harry Reid is to resigning from his current office. BUT WE’VE GOT JAY CUTLER!!!!!!!!!! (more…)

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The Positivist Paradigm and the 2009 Chicago Bears

by Gavin Tugana on Sunday 3 January 2010 at 5:30 pm

YAY! The Bears won! We salvaged a 7-9 season, right?

*waiting for reply*

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Posted under Reasons Bears fans should be amped,Reasons Bears fans should be scared

So, This One Time I Watched Brett Favre Play….

by Gavin Tugana on Wednesday 30 December 2009 at 12:00 am

What a game.

Everyone knows what my thought process was going into the game. I wanted the Bears to win oh so badly, but I also attempted to keep myself rooted in reality. My friend, on the other hand, was pulling (and rather staunchly) for the upset win. I attempted to bring him back to Earth, but it didn’t work. I loved the seats we had (sec. 430, 14 rows up). Looking at the stadium map, they look awful. But, as you can see from the view, it offered a great vantage point to watch the plays develop.

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Bears vs. Ravens – Preview and Game Thread (UPDATE)

by Gavin Tugana on Sunday 20 December 2009 at 11:15 am

It’s really too bad that the Bears were able to finally land in Baltimore. BTW – 125 work-release inmates helped 700 other workers clear the snow from M&T Bank Stadium. Nothing says Christmas drunk like orange jumpsuits. 

Moving along…

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