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Read About Jim McMahon’s Disdain For The Slutty Women And Idiotic Men Of New Orleans

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 4:30 pm

Deadspin posted a selection from the book, Bigger Than The Game: Bo, Boz, the Punky QB, and How the 80′s Created the Modern Athlete by Michael Weinreb, and it tells all about how Jim McMahon’s days leading up to Super Bowl XX got turned upside down because some reporter told a dirty, dirty lie. (more…)

Posted under Media,history,jim mcmahon,rumor

It’s This Kind Of Gesture That Led To Harvey Unga’s Troubles In The First Place

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 21 July 2010 at 8:00 am

We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers, we’re bringing you short and precise Bears highlights every Wednesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Athlete Romance,Link Dumpish,rumor,transaction

Bears Rookie Minicamp Highlights, Justin Smiley Rumors, And The Case Against Acquiring A Veteran Quarterback

by Shea Johnson on Monday 10 May 2010 at 8:00 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Link Dumpish,free agency,injury,rumor,technology,video

A Complete List Of Bears Draft Additions, What People Are Saying About It, And Alan Faneca Rumors

by Shea Johnson on Monday 26 April 2010 at 8:00 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Link Dumpish,alan faneca,draftdraftdraft,free agency,list,nfl draft,rumor

Jamar Williams, A.K.A. Young Joc…You May Be Traded

by Shea Johnson on Friday 23 April 2010 at 2:00 pm

Remember when I said — so did Neil Hayes — that I kind of felt sorry for Jamar Williams: A talented linebacker seemingly stuck in a clusterfuck of other, promising linebackers? Well, Brad Biggs is reporting that the Bears could look to trade Williams, or other linebackers Nick Roach and Hunter Hillenmeyer, for more draft picks. (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,brad biggs,draftdraftdraft,jamar williams,rumor

Bears Want Major Wright. Chancellor And Stuckey Are Back-Up Plans

by Shea Johnson on Friday 23 April 2010 at 10:20 am

According to Mike Mulligan of the Sun-Times, “if Florida’s Major Wright is there, he’ll be the pick. If not, they hope to choose between Kansas’ Darrell Stuckey or Virginia Tech’s Kam Chancellor.” Well, shit. That takes all the fun out of it. (more…)

Posted under draftdraftdraft,rumor

Alright, Seriously: Last Of The “Trade Greg Olsen” Talk

by Shea Johnson on Monday 19 April 2010 at 6:45 pm

By now, you should already know Greg Olsen may or may not be on the trading block. What, exactly, he’d be worth is a hot source of debate. Some say a fifth-rounder, others say a canned ham. To figure this all out, the trade that sent tight end Tony Scheffler to Detroit today might be a good place to start. (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,denver broncos,draftdraftdraft,greg olsen,rumor

You Might See Bears Play Bills In Toronto In November

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 15 April 2010 at 5:10 pm

Per the Twitter account of, one, Mark Sommise: “Inside source says The Buffalo Bills will host the Chicago Bears Nov 7th at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.” Bears headed to Canada, ey? (more…)

Posted under Schedule,buffalo bills,eh?,rumor,twitter

Desmond Clark Returns, Julius Peppers Buys A Home, And Greg Olsen Is…Untradeable?

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 15 April 2010 at 12:45 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Julius Peppers,Link Dumpish,Trade Talk,dez clark,greg olsen,lance briggs,rumor

Jay Cutler Might Have Had Himself Some Jessie James (Update)

by Shea Johnson on Monday 12 April 2010 at 3:00 pm

This woman, named Jessie James, is apparently a country music singer. That’s nice. More significantly, she has this spread in Maxim magazine. Right now, she’s rumored to be dating Reggie Bush. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, though, James has also been “romantically linked to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.” And to that, we say, fuck professional athletes. (more…)

Posted under Athlete Romance,Jay Cutler,Musicians,hottie,reggie bush,rumor

According To Greg Olsen: Greg Olsen’s Role “Not Gunna Change Regardless Of What People Say”

by Shea Johnson on Friday 9 April 2010 at 4:15 pm

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

Hey! Who’s that lurking in the background? It’s Greg Olsen! Today, via his sporadically-used Twitter account,  Olsen came forth, in a big way, to squelch all the talk that he doesn’t fit in Mike Martz’ scheme, he is on the trade block, and Darius Rucker, in fact, won’t be performing for his charity event at Joe’s Bar on May 27. (more…)

Posted under Friday Night Final,devin aromashodu,greg olsen,mike martz,rumor,twitter,video,youtube

In Case You Were Wondering, Kelis’ Milkshake Did, In Fact, Bring Adewale Ogunleye To The Yard

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 3:15 am

Technically, Adewale Ogunelye is in limbo; not a member of the Bears, but nor has he been picked up by another team. That’s all the justification I need to explain why he dating rapper/singer Kelis is relevant. Oh, that and the fact that they might enjoy extra company. In the interest of fairness, Kelis has looked better. (more…)

Posted under Adewale Ogunleye,Athlete Romance,Slow News Day,prostitution,rumor,sex
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