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		<title>Our Beloved GM Lets Cat Out The Bag In LeBron-Football Hypothesis</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/07/07/our-beloved-gm-lets-cat-out-the-bag-in-lebron-football-hypothesis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case the rare, make-it-or-break-it spending flurry of the last offseason had you asking yourself, &#8220;just how miserly could Jerry Angelo really be?&#8221;, he finds a way to pinch a pretty penny from&#8230;LeBron James. Hypothetically, of course.
When asked about James&#8217; best-suited role in football pads&#8211;doesn&#8217;t everything work its way back to James nowadays?&#8211;Angelo responded with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Continue To Wait Patiently For Your Bears News</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/07/05/please-continue-to-wait-patiently-for-your-bears-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=7594</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fuck, is it still July? I could have sworn it must be at least August, by now. As we, as Bears fans, all anxiously await the return of &#8220;football season&#8221;, we as a Web site exclusively married to Bears chatter REALLY anxiously await the return of the football season.
So, I do hope you&#8217;ll remain patient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lance Briggs Is Not Distracted By Your Ridiculous Hairdo, Bridget, From &#8220;Girls Next Door&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/07/02/lance-briggs-is-not-distracted-by-your-ridiculous-hairdo-bridget-from-girls-next-door/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/07/02/lance-briggs-is-not-distracted-by-your-ridiculous-hairdo-bridget-from-girls-next-door/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=7581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. What is this? Since I&#8217;m too lazy and uncaring to investigate what is going on in this picture, I can only assume Lance Briggs is reading for the role of &#8220;Football Player # 2&#8243; in Bridget Marquardt&#8217;s debut adult film&#8230;directed, of course, by that guy from Double Dare!

We&#8217;re out until after the 4th of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predicting Madden 11&#8242;s Chicago Bears Player Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/06/08/predicting-madden-11s-chicago-bears-player-ratings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/06/08/predicting-madden-11s-chicago-bears-player-ratings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=7379</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Madden ratings: they do more than just maintain order in this sometimes crazy, mixed up hierarchical NFL. They give us all another reason to be really immature. &#8220;Dude, have you seen Hester&#8217;s awareness rating? He is SO gonna make Al Harris ball up into the fetal position!!&#8221; For that, I can&#8217;t wait another week or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Clayton Thinks The Bears Will Get A Wild Card Shot If&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/05/13/john-clayton-thinks-the-bears-will-get-a-wild-card-shot-if/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=7064</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Williams sisters brothers are indeed suspended for the first four games of the upcoming season. I heard this on the radio today, as Clayton was a guest on one of the local sports talk shows. The Professor didn&#8217;t hesitate to say, when asked, what it would mean for the NFC North if the Vikings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Chicago Bears Headlines That Would Seem To Indicate Certain Death In 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/05/11/10-chicago-bears-headlines-that-would-seem-to-indicate-certain-death-in-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=7041</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t normally do all this Top 10 stuff, but, occasionally on slow days like these, it&#8217;s warranted. So, please: read, comment, and forgive us &#8212; not for our lack of originality, per se, but, more so, for our inability to speed up the goddamned offseason.
1. Julius Peppers Says Knee Is Fine, Should Play In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Shaw Is The MC Hammer To Greg Olsen&#8217;s Eazy-E</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/05/04/tim-shaw-is-the-mc-hammer-to-greg-olsens-eazy-e/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/05/04/tim-shaw-is-the-mc-hammer-to-greg-olsens-eazy-e/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 16:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greg Olsen isn&#8217;t the only white Chicago Bear who likes to occasionally &#8212; how do you say? &#8212; &#8220;spit it on the mic.&#8221; Except, Timmy Shaw&#8217;s awkward, yet amiable &#8212; and possibly (impressively) freestyled &#8212; Penn State rally rap from 2006 would probably be enjoyed by soccer moms, everywhere.
Shaw, in a clip from what appears [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does Jimmy Fallon Have To Do With Anything?</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/04/07/what-does-jimmy-fallon-have-to-do-with-anything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/04/07/what-does-jimmy-fallon-have-to-do-with-anything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contacted byNBC employee. Told about poll on Jimmy Fallon&#8217;s Web site. Because, apparently &#8220;Jimmy wants to know which sports franchise has the most dedicated fans.&#8221; Vote if you must, but by the early looks of it, the Cubs are, ironically,  running away with victory.
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		<title>In Case You Were Wondering, Kelis&#8217; Milkshake Did, In Fact, Bring Adewale Ogunleye To The Yard</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/31/in-case-you-were-wondering-kelis-milkshake-did-in-fact-bring-adewale-ogunleye-to-the-yard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/31/in-case-you-were-wondering-kelis-milkshake-did-in-fact-bring-adewale-ogunleye-to-the-yard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technically, Adewale Ogunelye is in limbo; not a member of the Bears, but nor has he been picked up by another team. That&#8217;s all the justification I need to explain why he dating rapper/singer Kelis is relevant. Oh, that and the fact that they might enjoy extra company. In the interest of fairness, Kelis has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Martz Is Obviously Down With Today&#8217;s Yesterday&#8217;s Youth</title>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/02/10/mike-martz-is-obviously-down-with-todays-yesterdays-youth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/02/10/mike-martz-is-obviously-down-with-todays-yesterdays-youth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We haven&#8217;t written in nearly a week, which isn&#8217;t like us, we know. But, it&#8217;s February and things are slow. So, here: New offensive coordinator Mike Martz says Devin Hester in the slot &#8220;could just be stupid good.&#8221; Martz then added that the Bears chances of winning it all in 2010 were &#8220;dope, yo!&#8221;
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