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The Bears Are The New Cowboys

by Matt Phillip on Friday 31 July 2009 at 1:00 pm

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Yeah, you read that right. According to these guys, our Bears have supplanted the ‘Boys as the NFL’s newest soap opera. Based on………Bobby ‘mexi-stache’ Wade’s claim that Urlacher told Lovie Smith who told Angelina who told Adrian Peterson who told Wade that Cutler was something similar to a cat?? A stretch? Why yes, I do think so!

Is the off-season that slow that this is the top story around the league?? I’m sure there are more compelling stories like the start of training camps, or the death of former Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson, or T.O.’s new ‘reality’ show. I’m guessing this story goes away once Urlacher makes Roethlisberger eat grass come Week 2 and Cutler throws for 3 TD’s (pipe dream). (more…)

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Brian Urlacher Field: A Field Named After Brian Urlacher

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 1 July 2009 at 10:45 am

The University of New Mexico has named their football practice facility after the legendary former Lobo Brian Urlacher, shown here just pre-STD. The decision to appropriately christen Brian Urlacher Field was spurred by “Urlacher’s accomplishments and a recent $500,000 gift to the school.”

Presumably, Urlacher outbid fellow alum Neil Patrick Harris, who could only come up with $500, for naming rights.

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Apparently, Nate Vasher was making late-night visits to Madonna, too

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 22 October 2008 at 9:39 pm

You know, they don’t call Nate Vasher the interceptor for nothing. Those genital warts were meant for A-Rod.

 

 From Chicago Tribune – Sept. 21

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