Just look at this guy for a moment, would you? You do realize how zero passer ratings become possible? It happens when every waking second is spent musing over all the vajay your penis will soon be encountering. It’s Rex’s problem and, now, he’s the Redskins problem. On a side note: Oh, please, Washington: Trade Jason Campbell A.S.A.P.! (customary “Rexy Back” video after the jump) (more…)

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Yeah, you read that right. According to these guys, our Bears have supplanted the ‘Boys as the NFL’s newest soap opera. Based on………Bobby ‘mexi-stache’ Wade’s claim that Urlacher told Lovie Smith who told Angelina who told Adrian Peterson who told Wade that Cutler was something similar to a cat?? A stretch? Why yes, I do think so!

Is the off-season that slow that this is the top story around the league?? I’m sure there are more compelling stories like the start of training camps, or the death of former Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson, or T.O.’s new ‘reality’ show. I’m guessing this story goes away once Urlacher makes Roethlisberger eat grass come Week 2 and Cutler throws for 3 TD’s (pipe dream). (more…)

The University of New Mexico has named their football practice facility after the legendary former Lobo Brian Urlacher, shown here just pre-STD. The decision to appropriately christen Brian Urlacher Field was spurred by “Urlacher’s accomplishments and a recent $500,000 gift to the school.”

Presumably, Urlacher outbid fellow alum Neil Patrick Harris, who could only come up with $500, for naming rights.

You know, they don’t call Nate Vasher the interceptor for nothing. Those genital warts were meant for A-Rod.

 From Chicago Tribune – Sept. 21