STD — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Washington D.C. Area Pregnancies Sky Rocket Dramatically

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 17 March 2010 at 8:45 pm

Just look at this guy for a moment, would you? You do realize how zero passer ratings become possible? It happens when every waking second is spent musing over all the vajay your penis will soon be encountering. It’s Rex’s problem and, now, he’s the Redskins problem. On a side note: Oh, please, Washington: Trade Jason Campbell A.S.A.P.! (customary “Rexy Back” video after the jump) (more…)

Posted under I Secretly Was A Big Fan,Never enough Rex,STD,calm before the storm,washington redskins

The Bears Are The New Cowboys

by Matt Phillip on Friday 31 July 2009 at 1:00 pm

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Yeah, you read that right. According to these guys, our Bears have supplanted the ‘Boys as the NFL’s newest soap opera. Based on………Bobby ‘mexi-stache’ Wade’s claim that Urlacher told Lovie Smith who told Angelina who told Adrian Peterson who told Wade that Cutler was something similar to a cat?? A stretch? Why yes, I do think so!

Is the off-season that slow that this is the top story around the league?? I’m sure there are more compelling stories like the start of training camps, or the death of former Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson, or T.O.’s new ‘reality’ show. I’m guessing this story goes away once Urlacher makes Roethlisberger eat grass come Week 2 and Cutler throws for 3 TD’s (pipe dream). (more…)

Posted under Friday Night Final,Oh Jerry Angelo,STD,dallas cowboys,jerry angelo,matt phillip,prostitution

Brian Urlacher Field: A Field Named After Brian Urlacher

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 1 July 2009 at 10:45 am

The University of New Mexico has named their football practice facility after the legendary former Lobo Brian Urlacher, shown here just pre-STD. The decision to appropriately christen Brian Urlacher Field was spurred by “Urlacher’s accomplishments and a recent $500,000 gift to the school.”

Presumably, Urlacher outbid fellow alum Neil Patrick Harris, who could only come up with $500, for naming rights.

Posted under Dangers of Pro Football,STD,Stadiums,brian urlacher,charity

Apparently, Nate Vasher was making late-night visits to Madonna, too

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 22 October 2008 at 9:39 pm

You know, they don’t call Nate Vasher the interceptor for nothing. Those genital warts were meant for A-Rod.

 

 From Chicago Tribune – Sept. 21

Posted under STD,Women With Fake British Accents,nathan vasher