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		<title>Washington D.C. Area Pregnancies Sky Rocket Dramatically</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just look at this guy for a moment, would you? You do realize how zero passer ratings become possible? It happens when every waking second is spent musing over all the vajay your penis will soon be encountering. It&#8217;s Rex&#8217;s problem and, now, he&#8217;s the Redskins problem. On a side note: Oh, please, Washington: Trade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bears Are The New Cowboys</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
Yeah, you read that right. According to these guys, our Bears have supplanted the &#8216;Boys as the NFL&#8217;s newest soap opera. Based on&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Bobby &#8216;mexi-stache&#8217; Wade&#8217;s claim that Urlacher told Lovie Smith who told Angelina [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Urlacher Field: A Field Named After Brian Urlacher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The University of New Mexico has named their football practice facility after the legendary former Lobo Brian Urlacher, shown here just pre-STD. The decision to appropriately christen Brian Urlacher Field was spurred by &#8220;Urlacher&#8217;s accomplishments and a recent $500,000 gift to the school.&#8221;
Presumably, Urlacher outbid fellow alum Neil Patrick Harris, who could only come up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently, Nate Vasher was making late-night visits to Madonna, too</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shea Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, they don&#8217;t call Nate Vasher the interceptor for nothing. Those genital warts were meant for A-Rod.
 
 From Chicago Tribune &#8211; Sept. 21
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