Too many players to name — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

CBSSports Tells Us About Chicago Bears Fan-ta-ta-sy

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 3 June 2010 at 2:30 pm

In their annual release, CBSSports.com ranks their top fantasy players at each position. Bears-specific, you’ll likely find some of their prognostications startling and others per usual. CBSSports’ Jamey Eisenberg and Dave Richard have the call. (more…)

Posted under Too many players to name,Your Comments Are Appreciated,fantasy football

Brian Urlacher And Gale Sayers Are Spatting, Danieal Manning And Corey Wooton Sign, And Chester Taylor’s Cliché Comparison (Update)

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 20 May 2010 at 12:15 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Crazy Talk,Gale Sayers,Jay Cutler,Link Dumpish,Music,Too many players to name,brett favre,brian urlacher,feuds,greg olsen,transaction

A Shot In The Dark-ish Short Guide To The 2010 Bears Free Agents

by Shea Johnson on Monday 1 March 2010 at 1:00 pm

1o Bears are slated to become free agents — both unrestricted and restricted — when free agency officially begins on Friday. Below: who, and the likelihood they’ll return to the team. (more…)

Posted under Nostradamus-esque,Too many players to name,contract talk,free agency,offseason

Devin. Aromashodu. FIN.

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 29 December 2009 at 1:25 am

In what might be one of the staunchest cases ever of people performing not to be fired, the Bears, playing with heart and conviction for maybe the first time all season, defeated the Minnesota Vikings 36-30 in overtime tonight. Lovie Smith is glowing. (more…)

Posted under SHOCKTHEWORLD!!!,Too many players to name,devin aromashodu,game results,minnesota vikings,video

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 3 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 22 December 2009 at 11:30 am

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

In Which I Nearly Explode

by Matt Phillip on Monday 14 December 2009 at 9:00 am

To piggy back off of what Shea’s last post stated, I believe the Bears last drive possession of the football was the season in review. If you only caught those four plays at the end of the game, you were able to see exactly how the 2009 season has gone for our Bears. These four plays nearly cost me my sanity.

An aside: who else feels like that poor guy in the picture? (more…)

Posted under OK the Bears aren't good,Too many players to name,a cry for help?,i have the utmost hated for all things green bay,using this post as an excuse to vent

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 2 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 7:30 am

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

It’s Off To Vegas….

by Matt Phillip on Monday 7 December 2009 at 8:00 pm

No, seriously: I should move and start a new career as a bookie, at least as far as the Bears are concerned. I have been, some would argue, unfortunately accurate in my predictions and statements about this years Bears team. I don’t even do this full-time! I can predict Cutler interceptions, foresee the Bears getting torched by Kurt Warner & Co. and now (as if it was a surprise) correctly identify the most glaring weakness of the 2009 Chicago Bears…. (more…)

Posted under Nostradamus-esque,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Things Beyond Me,Too many players to name,mike brown

Now The Obvious Question: Who Can Get Us A Copy Of The “Illegal” Bears-Blackhawks Commercials?

by Shea Johnson on Friday 4 December 2009 at 8:40 pm

In October, marketing geniuses for the Chicago Blackhawks decided that it would be a good idea to get players from their team and the Chicago Bears together for a wonderful series of cross-promotional commercials. Well, today, the NFL decided it was not, in fact, such a legal idea. Now, we’ll never get to see the on-camera chemistry between Devin Hester and Patrick Kane! Seriously, they were paired up.

Posted under Chicago Blackhawks,Legal,That Must Be Awkward,Too many players to name,advertising

Let Us Try To Be Less Horrible Next Year

by Sean Sullivan on Tuesday 24 November 2009 at 5:40 pm

As the figurative end to the Bears season is sure to come far before the literal end this year — like now! — the Bears had better figure out what exactly is on the roster. Looking forward to an offseason with a cheap general manager and a lack of high draft picks, there are going to be limited avenues to really land quality projected starters for 2010. (more…)

Posted under OK the Bears aren't good,Too many players to name,deep reflections with sean sullivan,offseason

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 1 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 18 November 2009 at 7:45 pm

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

Watch Out, Sir! This Is Your Bears-Browns Postgame Thingy

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 1 November 2009 at 9:45 pm

The best thing about beating a team like the Cleveland Browns is getting to wipe the arrogant, holier-than-thou smirk off all of their faces; showing everybody that even the little guy can win for once; sticking it to the privileged kids. Really, who the hell do they think they are? … Oh, wait. They’re the Cleveland Browns. (more…)

Posted under Too many players to name,cleveland browns,game results
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