We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers, we’re bringing you short and precise Bears highlights every Wednesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Per the Twitter account of, one, Mark Sommise: “Inside source says The Buffalo Bills will host the Chicago Bears Nov 7th at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.” Bears headed to Canada, ey? (more…)

Um…okay, let’s see: Greg Olsen went on to Twitter a couple of days ago to clear up some misinformation about his role in Mike Martz’ new offense. He took questions from fans. He, then, took particular exception when one Bears fan went off the friendly path. Olsen called him a clown. Olsen’s brother, in an amusing exchange of Twitter words, didn’t stop there. And, this all really happened. (more…)

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

Hey! Who’s that lurking in the background? It’s Greg Olsen! Today, via his sporadically-used Twitter account,  Olsen came forth, in a big way, to squelch all the talk that he doesn’t fit in Mike Martz’ scheme, he is on the trade block, and Darius Rucker, in fact, won’t be performing for his charity event at Joe’s Bar on May 27. (more…)

Alex Brown sees the big, dumb writing on the stupid, unexplainable wall. Graciously, today, he tweeted his thank you to the organization, and his goodbyes to a fan base that likely feel as sorry for him as he should for us. (more…)

Likely perplexed by everybody’s chatter over Sea World these last two days, Devin Hester has taken to Twitter in search of clarity: “Why yall hate Sea World so much? Whats wrong with it?” Shhhh! Why ruin his fondness for whales?

Yesterday, Devin Hester spoke of what he referred to as “changes” to take place within the Bears organization next year. Then, he took to what is becoming the informal press release, Twitter, to insist the usual; that his words were taken out of context, you know, yada, yada, yada … But, he also vehemently denied ever being a fly on the wall in Jerry Angelo’s office, which is always weird. (more…)

Update: Sullivan and I share a brain, at least on this subject. So reread the post for his thoughts on this as well.

Who didn’t see this coming? And who doesn’t find this terribly annoying? Chad Johnson (I refuse to call him Ochocinco) took to Twitter to start talking smack to Jay-Jay and AB. (more…)

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

I love that pro athletes are looking to Twitter to project their innermost thoughts, now; especially when those thoughts are relayed to other pro athletes for all the world to digest. Okay, okay, so most of these tweets are completely insignificant and futile, but holy crap if they’re not entertaining. Case in point: Devin Hester.

As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?

The following suggests the Bears trade for Anquan Boldin by offering Nathan Vasher, a 2010 second-round pick and a 2010 fifth-round pick in return. Please respond accordingly.

Drew Rosenhaus’ twitter account is slowly becoming one of my favorites to follow–until it becomes my least favorite to follow. You have to admire someone, even as unabashed as Drew, who continues to find new, somewhat-entertaining vehicles for promoting his clients.

Yesterday, fit somewhere in Rosenhaus’ regular tri-hourly updates, was a little blurb regarding the expected whereabouts of Anquan Boldin in 2009: (more…)