The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
Here is Josh Moore executing, my personal favorite, the “oh? you’re taking my photo while I slyly look at something over there” pose. The fifth-round pick is the second Bears draft selection in three days to sign a deal. Now, here’s a nice highlight video of Moore that, to no fault of his own, may make you fall asleep at your cubicle. Rest easy, my babies. (more…)
When J’Marcus Webb isn’t accidentally chipping offensive line coach Mike Tice’s tooth, you can catch him on his YouTube channel talking about…well, chipping Mike Tice’s tooth (he jokingly blames it on Tice for talking shhh). So far, not on his channel: Webb signing his new, four-year contract. Whut It Do! (more…)
Greg Olsen isn’t the only white Chicago Bear who likes to occasionally — how do you say? — “spit it on the mic.” Except, Timmy Shaw’s awkward, yet amiable — and possibly (impressively) freestyled — Penn State rally rap from 2006 would probably be enjoyed by soccer moms, everywhere. (more…)
Chester Taylor, one of the Bears’ three major free agent additions this offseason, went to Wrigley Field last night to sing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.” Of course, the Cubs having celebrities and local athletes sing before the bottom of the seventh inning is an act almost as famous as the tune itself. Taylor did his best to make it even more famous. (more…)
Ever wanted to hear Tommie Harris belt out Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”? Well, here it is anyway. But first, I must warn you: It’s loud. So, turn your speakers down a bit and let the Chicago Bears defensive tackle seduce you. Just remember…it’s the guy’s birthday. Where I come from, that means he has every right to make an ass of himself. (more…)
Nick Roach signed his one-year tender yesterday meaning we’ll get, at least, one more year of his incredible YouTube channel. Watch Nick Roach play Madden. Watch Nick Roach teach his dog tricks. Watch Nick Roach cook with his mom. And, of course, watch Nick Roach film a young boy peek at the genitals of a female mannequin. (more…)
Inspired by Deadspin pointing us to this Hedo Turkoglu laugher and the newfound ability to use Youtube to create our very own Google search story, we…well, we created our very own Google search story. And, without further ado, our loose interpretation of Jerry Angelo’s thinking process in deciding to get rid of Alex Brown: (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Hey! Who’s that lurking in the background? It’s Greg Olsen! Today, via his sporadically-used Twitter account, Olsen came forth, in a big way, to squelch all the talk that he doesn’t fit in Mike Martz’ scheme, he is on the trade block, and Darius Rucker, in fact, won’t be performing for his charity event at Joe’s Bar on May 27. (more…)
Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)
The ingredients of a great NFL prospect highlight film include things like heart-pumping music, slick editing and footage without tracking. The right combination can move you to make a snap, sometimes irrational, decision about the overall ability of the prospect. Hey, it’s fun. Let’s do it, shall we? (more…)
From Valentine’s Day two years ago, Devin Hester and Alex Brown smooch their respective women under the watchful eye of attendees at a Chicago Bulls game. Shockingly, the two famous pro athletes had the least awkward Kiss Cam kisses of the day. (more…)
