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The Last Post Of The Week: Julius Peppers Isn’t The Only New Bears Acquisition Who Likes To Spread The Wealth

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 20 May 2010 at 5:00 pm

The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.

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Cool Josh Moore: Under Contract Now

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 18 May 2010 at 3:15 pm

Here is Josh Moore executing, my personal favorite, the “oh? you’re taking my photo while I slyly look at something over there” pose. The fifth-round pick is the second Bears draft selection in three days to sign a deal. Now, here’s a nice highlight video of Moore that, to no fault of his own, may make you fall asleep at your cubicle. Rest easy, my babies. (more…)

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Bears Reach Four-Year Deal With Emerging YouTube Star, J’Marcus Webb

by Shea Johnson on Monday 17 May 2010 at 12:15 pm

When J’Marcus Webb isn’t accidentally chipping offensive line coach Mike Tice’s tooth, you can catch him on his YouTube channel talking about…well, chipping Mike Tice’s tooth (he jokingly blames it on Tice for talking shhh). So far, not on his channel: Webb signing his new, four-year contract. Whut It Do! (more…)

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Tim Shaw Is The MC Hammer To Greg Olsen’s Eazy-E

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 4 May 2010 at 11:30 am

Greg Olsen isn’t the only white Chicago Bear who likes to occasionally — how do you say? — “spit it on the mic.” Except, Timmy Shaw’s awkward, yet amiable — and possibly (impressively) freestyled — Penn State rally rap from 2006 would probably be enjoyed by soccer moms, everywhere. (more…)

Posted under Awkward,Slow News Day,Tim Shaw,greg olsen,songs,video,youtube

Another Chicago Bear Singing Badly

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 28 April 2010 at 6:15 pm

Chester Taylor, one of the Bears’ three major free agent additions this offseason, went to Wrigley Field last night to sing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.” Of course, the Cubs having celebrities and local athletes sing before the bottom of the seventh inning is an act almost as famous as the tune itself. Taylor did his best to make it even more famous. (more…)

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Tommie Harris Gets It On

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 27 April 2010 at 9:25 pm

Ever wanted to hear Tommie Harris belt out Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”? Well, here it is anyway. But first, I must warn you: It’s loud. So, turn your speakers down a bit and let the Chicago Bears defensive tackle seduce you. Just remember…it’s the guy’s birthday. Where I come from, that means he has every right to make an ass of himself. (more…)

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Being Nick Roach

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 20 April 2010 at 10:00 am

Nick Roach signed his one-year tender yesterday meaning we’ll get, at least, one more year of his incredible YouTube channel. Watch Nick Roach play Madden. Watch Nick Roach teach his dog tricks. Watch Nick Roach cook with his mom. And, of course, watch Nick Roach film a young boy peek at the genitals of a female mannequin. (more…)

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This Is Just One Jerry Angelo Google-Search Parody

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 13 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

Inspired by Deadspin pointing us to this Hedo Turkoglu laugher and the newfound ability to use Youtube to create our very own Google search story, we…well, we created our very own Google search story. And, without further ado, our loose interpretation of Jerry Angelo’s thinking process in deciding to get rid of Alex Brown: (more…)

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According To Greg Olsen: Greg Olsen’s Role “Not Gunna Change Regardless Of What People Say”

by Shea Johnson on Friday 9 April 2010 at 4:15 pm

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

Hey! Who’s that lurking in the background? It’s Greg Olsen! Today, via his sporadically-used Twitter account,  Olsen came forth, in a big way, to squelch all the talk that he doesn’t fit in Mike Martz’ scheme, he is on the trade block, and Darius Rucker, in fact, won’t be performing for his charity event at Joe’s Bar on May 27. (more…)

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Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): Cleveland Browns

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 4:45 pm

Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)

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Deciding Which Safety Chicago Bears Should Draft By Judging Quality Of Their Highlight Video

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 30 March 2010 at 12:45 pm

The ingredients of a great NFL prospect highlight film include things like heart-pumping music, slick editing and footage without tracking. The right combination can move you to make a snap, sometimes irrational, decision about the overall ability of the prospect. Hey, it’s fun. Let’s do it, shall we? (more…)

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And, Here’s Video Of Devin Hester And Alex Brown Kissing Their Ladyfriends In Public

by Shea Johnson on Friday 26 March 2010 at 3:00 pm

From Valentine’s Day two years ago, Devin Hester and Alex Brown smooch their respective women under the watchful eye of attendees at a Chicago Bulls game. Shockingly, the two famous pro athletes had the least awkward Kiss Cam kisses of the day. (more…)

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