http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com Chicago Bears rumors, news, analysis, and opinion since 2008. Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:56:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Every other NFC team that isn't the Chicago Bears sucks. No other team will hoist the NFC Championship trophy in 2009, or even send one player to the Pro Bowl. In another world, this would go without saying, but since this is not another world, "Why Your Team Sucks" is ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/04/why-your-team-sucks/ The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend. Everyone's always looking for the next; the next Jordan, the next Tiger, the next Erin Andrews, etc. The "next Bernard Berrian" isn't normally a part of this proverbial conversation, ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/03/johnny-knox-is-the-new-bernard-berrian/ That didn't take long, now did it? He hasn't even fumbled a snap under center, thrown an ill-timed pick six, or impregnated your sister yet, and the Sex Cannon is already being received less-than-positively in Houston. Just wait until Matt Schaub destroys a lateral meniscus. http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/02/theyre-already-starting-to-turn-against-rex-in-texas/ Hey, ladies and gentleman! Guess which former collar bone-deficient Detroit Lion's name is resurfacing? If you said Charles Rogers, take yourself a Vicodin and pat yourself on the back... just not too hard. Collarbone, remember? What's more unfathomable: The Bears bring in Mr. Rogers, or an "actual" news source uses bleacherreport.com ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/02/just-keep-them-away-from-your-collarbones-charles-rogers/ ….or they should. Call me crazy but as recently as a few years back it seemed like every fourth player on the Bears roster was from Oklahoma (Tommie Harris, Marc Bradley, Dusty Dvoracek, J.D. Runnels and now Juaquin Iglesias). Along with those Sooners, the Bears have tapped into perennial ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/02/bears-eyeing-a-austin-to-chicago-pipeline/ The University of New Mexico has named their football practice facility after the legendary former Lobo Brian Urlacher, shown here just pre-STD. The decision to appropriately christen Brian Urlacher Field was spurred by "Urlacher's accomplishments and a recent $500,000 gift to the school." Presumably, Urlacher outbid fellow alum Neil Patrick Harris, ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/01/brian-urlacher-field-a-field-named-after-brian-urlacher/ Roberto Garza is hosting a series of free youth football camps in the Rio Grande Valley; his place of origination and arguably where he first cogitated the idea of driving a large amount of elderly to receive healthcare in just one seven-passenger van. Garza speaks about the kids, of whom he ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/06/30/roberto-garza-hosts-youth-football-camp-with-all-the-flair-of-a-pr-pro/ The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend. Dear Mr. 91, This city would absolutely go bonkers if were you to return to your form pre-second half of the 2006 season. It would really make everything easier on ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/06/26/an-open-letter-to-tommie-harris/ Well not really, but it would appear that they should just start holding tryouts in the Chicago area. I mean I ‘played’ safety freshman year of high school, why not give me a shot? With the ‘talent’ we are currently throwing out there we might as well start handing ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/06/25/the-bears-secondary-wants-you/ Hey all, I’ll be taking over for Shea for a few days while he ends his life by having his girlfriend move in with him, goes to sunny CA to visit his home boys and girls. The offseason is brutal enough for us Bears fans. We have to suffer through the ... http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/06/24/brett-favre-has-twitter-or-so-it-would-seem/