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		<title>Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): Miami Dolphins</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated.
The Bad: Can you think of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/18/schadenfreude-afc-edition-miami-dolphins/</link>
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		<title>Washington D.C. Area Pregnancies Sky Rocket Dramatically</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just look at this guy for a moment, would you? You do realize how zero passer ratings become possible? It happens when every waking second is spent musing over all the vajay your penis will soon be encountering. It&#8217;s Rex&#8217;s problem and, now, he&#8217;s the Redskins problem. On a side note: Oh, please, Washington: Trade [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/17/washington-d-c-area-pregnancies-sky-rocket-dramatically/</link>
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		<title>Nathan Vasher Gone; We&#8217;re Still Awaiting Response From His Mother</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe the most disappointing aspect about the decision today to let go of Nathan Vasher is that we can no longer claim the mother of a Chicago Bear as one of our readers.
For those new to Blog Down (nah, it&#8217;s cool. it&#8217;s cool.), Monica Vasher was fond of leaving comments here on stories relating to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/17/nathan-vasher-gone-were-still-awaiting-response-from-his-mother/</link>
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		<title>Danieal Manning Would Like To Get Paid, Please</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Danieal Manning would earn a tad over $1.1 million this season if he were to sign the Bears&#8217; original-level tender offer. But Manning wants more. &#8220;&#8216;He&#8217;s definitely not happy with the way he was tendered,&#8217; agent Russel Hicks said of his client. &#8216;Until he gets a contract, he won&#8217;t be attending any offseason workouts.&#8217;&#8221; In [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/17/danieal-manning-would-like-to-get-paid-please/</link>
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		<title>Never-Used Wide Receiver Believes He&#8217;ll Soon Be, Um, Never-Used Wide Receiver</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a chance that Rashied Davis might not play football next year. And it has nothing to do with coach&#8217;s decision. Davis, an alternate rep of the Player&#8217;s Association, believes that a lockout in 2011 is imminent. &#8220;The owners are the ones. We want to play. That is what the players want to do. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/16/never-used-wide-receiver-believes-hell-soon-be-um-never-used-wide-receiver/</link>
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		<title>Tim Ruskell Is A Legend On Facebook</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is believed that former Seahawks GM, Tim Ruskell, will inevitably be named the Bears’ new director of player personnel. To celebrate, we thought we’d uncover gems about this man from the Internet in the final piece of a feature we’re calling “Blurbs About Ruskell.”
Until someone takes the time to create an anti-you fan page [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/15/tim-ruskell-is-a-legend-on-facebook/</link>
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		<title>Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): Buffalo Bills</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated.
I know it&#8217;s pretty easy to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/15/schadenfreude-afc-edition-buffalo-bills/</link>
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		<title>Packers Celebrate Crappy Tradition With Return Of Crappy Uniform</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
This is the hideous thing members of the Green Bay Packers will put over their shoulder pads for select games next season. It&#8217;s apparently a throwback jersey from 1929, but all I see is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/12/packers-celebrate-crappy-tradition-with-return-of-crappy-uniform/</link>
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		<title>Another Day, Another Instance Of No One Listening To Torry Holt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official: Torry Holt has become the best friend in every romantic comedy, ever. Regardless of how often, and not-so-subtly, he professes his love for the Chicago Bears &#8212; and it&#8217;s been, both, often and not-so-subtle &#8212; the Bears just don&#8217;t react. We&#8217;re very close to the awkward, &#8220;I thought, maybe, someday you&#8217;d feel that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/12/another-day-another-instance-of-no-one-listening-to-torry-holt/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Regret&#8217; Is Not A Word Known To Mike Ditka</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In 1999, then-Saints head coach, Mike Ditka, and general manager, Bill Kuharich, did what we&#8217;ve all done: trade away an entire draft, and then some, for the draft rights to one player. Except, when we do it, it&#8217;s on Madden. Either way, 11 years later, Da Coach still isn&#8217;t wavering on his decision.
Whilst in Palm [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2010/03/12/regret-is-not-a-word-known-to-mike-ditka/</link>
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