Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Urge To Panic Rising (Update)

by Matt Phillip on Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 11:45 am

Is it too early to panic yet? (I feel like ESPN when their beloved Yankees/Lakers/Cowboys/Giants/Jets lose the first game of the season.) I am starting to wonder if other fans are ready to hit the big red button. Apparently, I’m not alone (sort of). (more…)

Posted under Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Slow News Day,Your Comments Are Appreciated,matt phillip,sad truths about the Bears

Desmond Clark, The Long Snapper, Channels His Inner Rick Ankiel

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 22 August 2010 at 11:00 am

So, there wasn’t a Bears-Raiders game thread here last night. Our bad. But, our dropping the ball was nothing compared to Desmond Clark’s four botched snaps last night — two field goals, one extra point and one punt — as he subbed for the injured Patrick Mannelly. Here, Clark speaks about repeatedly flubbing the ball-through-legs toss.

Posted under Reveling In Other's Glory,dez clark,oakland raiders,preseason

Matt Forte Has “The Juice” Again

by Adam Cumbee on Thursday 19 August 2010 at 3:00 pm

Unlike this year’s Madden 2011 game, Matt Forte 2010 returns with our favorite feature…turbo boost. So while it is now harder to attain massive amounts of yards in virtual reality, Fortual Reality promises to provide us with a lot more Ohh’s and Ahh’s than, say, any semblence of the ’09 season. At least we know if football fails him, Forte looks quite capable as a showtunes dancer. Now THOSE are spirit fingers.

Posted under chicago bears,madden,matt forte

ESPN’s Requirements For Being Called Legend, Rather Lax

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 19 August 2010 at 11:15 am

ESPN 1000 radio in Chicago is currently offering fans of legends to have lunch with one. Or, at least, that’s what they claim. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Media,Nicely-Dressed Older Person,Ted Phillips

What’s Left Of Trent Green’s Brain Turns Down Opportunity To Be A Backup General For The Bears Yet Again

by Adam Cumbee on Tuesday 17 August 2010 at 9:00 pm

With Caleb Hanie injuring his shoulder against the San Diego Chargers, the Chicago Bears are scrambling to find an insurance policy at quarterback. (more…)

Posted under Mike Tice,Quarterback Hell,caleb hanie,chicago bears,contract talk,mike martz,offseason,preseason

Bears Linebackers Show Team Camaraderie With Played Out Hair Styles; Your Bears-Chargers Preseason Open Thread

by Shea Johnson on Saturday 14 August 2010 at 12:00 pm

This is the back of Nick Roach’s head. He’s wearing a mohawk. If you click here, you’ll also notice Pisa Tinoisamoa and Lance Briggs have one, too. Brian Urlacher kind of has one. Hunter Hillenmeyer opted, instead, for the faux-hawk, or the hair cut I sported obliviously from  2004 until yesterday. (more…)

Posted under preseason,san diego chargers

And More On Jay Cutler Sexy Interception Time Talk

by Adam Cumbee on Thursday 12 August 2010 at 3:15 pm

After a season in which Jay Cutler took our limitless expectations of him and, well, threw them away to the other team, sometimes four or five at a time…it seemed hard for many people to buy into what the young quarterback could bring to the table this year. Cutler recently had a few words that he hoped his critics would intercept. (more…)

Posted under Coaching,Jay Cutler,Search For A Writer,mike martz

Cutler Guarantees One Thing: Interceptions

by Matt Phillip on Thursday 12 August 2010 at 9:25 am

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU………………………….

/punts puppy off Michigan Ave bridge (more…)

Posted under Balls joke,Jay Cutler,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Setting One's Self Up For Crushing Disappointment?,predictions

Wedding Of Devin Hester Given Appropriate Attention By Media Take Out

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 10:15 pm

Devin Hester was just married and “the most visited urban Website in the world” was all over it. Some excerpts from their coverage, followed by commentator reaction, after the jump. (more…)

Posted under Athlete Romance,devin hester

Read About Jim McMahon’s Disdain For The Slutty Women And Idiotic Men Of New Orleans

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 4:30 pm

Deadspin posted a selection from the book, Bigger Than The Game: Bo, Boz, the Punky QB, and How the 80′s Created the Modern Athlete by Michael Weinreb, and it tells all about how Jim McMahon’s days leading up to Super Bowl XX got turned upside down because some reporter told a dirty, dirty lie. (more…)

Posted under Media,history,jim mcmahon,rumor

Matt Forte Runs Wildcat

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 10:15 am

Buried at the end of a Sun-Times post-training camp day review, lies this nugget about Matt Forte taking a snap in the Wildcat formation. Yes, Mike Martz, with his incredibly complex playbook, has apparently started to implement the Wildcat offense into the Bears’ repertoire. Hey, isn’t Forte basically a modern-day Walter Payton, anyway?

Posted under If It's Good Enough For The '85 Bears,This is why I love football,matt forte

Alex Brown Visits White House, Celebrates Super Bowl He Didn’t Win

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 7:00 am

The N’Awlins Saints were recently invited, like most Super Bowl-winning teams are, to the White House to celebrate having been the best of the best. Somehow, new Saint Alex Brown snuck in there,despite having spent last season, um, not winning a Super Bowl.

Posted under Still Photo Op,That Must Be Awkward,alex brown,new orleans saints
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